Yes, Katie Holmes may be pregnant with the second child of good-looking crazy person, Tom Cruise. Some Scientologists believe that their last child, Suri, may have been the reincarnation of long-dead Scientology God, L. Ron Hubbard. This could be huge. If their calculations are correct (and they always are), This second little miracle could be birthed into a world of insane religious tax-evasion, the true Scientologist Massiah. Could this prodigy save all of us lowly SP's from the evil lord Xenu? Only time will tell friends, only time will tell. In the mean time, make sure to keep your Thetans in check, and keep writing those checks and paying those taxes like the little piss-ants you are.
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