" After all these years, sex is still in style. Flappers came and went, the whole Betty Crocker thing was a load of shit, Fedoras were cast to the wayside, and before we knew it smack and sparkle dresses fell out of favor. But oddly enough, sex still sells. We crave it, we can't live without it, it's like crack for our naughty bits. Why, I was recently watching that new Cadbury Flake commerical with Joss Stone, and I wanted that chocolate not because it appeared to be flaky and delicious, but simply because Joss was sucking the goddamn life out of it. She could suck the bend out of a river. I got all hot and bothered by a chocolate commercial, but given the whole thing was nothing but a black & white ad-orgy, I suppose I can be forgivin. There was a horse and a beach, and Joss Stone for chrissakes! By the way, I think the chocolate was meant to represent a Phallus.
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