UCF Student Government Elections Gestapo Will Make You Vote, Goddammit

The halls of UCF are anything but vacant. Mostly, they are annoyingly filled to capacity by students, golf carts, and most recently, elections officials that will heckle you straight into the voting booth. One even walked with me on my way to Microeconomic Theory. A class that I would like to charge into unmolested, thank you. When asked if I had voted by this most annoying person, I told him I had not. I had not, because in the Central Florida Future, I read a rediculous article about how the SGA delegates were trying to get each other impeached over an email "scandal", which I have since dubbed "Whogivesashit-gate". It told a woeful tale of how the president, Brandi Hollinger, was so flustered and angry, and how the Smith-Giery campaign insisted upon impeachment of members of the Logan-Brandon campaign. Who cares? The SGA and no-one else apparently. Why, I even passed up a free t-shirt to avoid voting, and my closest friends know that I never turn down a perfectly good dishrag. Links to more hapless bull-shit after the jump.