Millionaire Matchmaker A Nasty, Trashy Whore

If there is one show out there worthy of execution, its Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker, represented by Patty Stanger, who quite possibly beats out John Fitzgerald Page for the "Worst Person In The World" title. She basically, hooks up moderately rich men with pretentious, money gobbling whores. She chides the millies for living the way that makes them happy, while convincing them to fit their balls neatly in the purses of their new girlfriends. All for a fee, which she obviousely does not spend on her appearance. Not that this is any news however, having that Bravo symbol show up any where near you is just proof that you're either a money hungry hussie, or a fruitini-swilling homo. Right, Hud?